what a story
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
It’s amazing that putting oneself in an environment one controls, by choice, may result in a different reaction than one over which they have no control, and might end up damaging something they value (in this case, perhaps their clothes, belongings, or carefully-styled hair).(via digitaldiscipline)
what a story
- “I look better than you.”
- “I’m the most beautiful person in the world.”
- “No one can compare to me.”
- “You should look more like me.”
- “I’m perfect.”
- “I look good today.”
- “I’m not ugly.”
- “I like myself.”
- “Have to admit, I am cute.”
- “I’m beautiful the way I am.”
Just some examples of the difference between being conceited and being confident. Get those shit straight.
i paid $150 for this textbook
Better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET
my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex
This is not a photo manipulated picture. This is one of many of our fallen soldiers. Their remains are gathered up and bagged and sold as some merchandise like their lives are some sick joke.
With your help, we can end this disgrace and bring these fallen warriors home to their families instead of placed on shelves.
You know what I’m starting to think you guys aren’t even being sarcastic with this anymore
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
Falcon: 30% hero, 70% sass
Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
we’re all gonna be such good parents social justice wise
hmm… no. honestly, most of us are extremely over-critical about every aspect of society, and our children wouldnt even be allowed outside bc we would be scared that someone would say hi to them and hurt their feelings.
Man Saves a Shark
look at that man. When the shark starts thrashing around he just lets go and calmly takes a step back and waits for it to be done. Then it’s back to work. What a badass.
OH MY GOD
SO MUCH LOVE
SAVE ALL THE THINGS
EVEN THE POINTY BITEY ONES
That is really badass. Awesome.
im so happy right now that just made my day